mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
is sand called sand because its between sea and land?
We have to go deeper and make Fireproof Ben Winstonproof by demonstrating proof that Ben Winston is not fireproof by firing him before he gets to Fireproof.
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
babe can i show you my d*ck
were those people paid to cheer for gemma